(Article first published as What I Learned From Google TV on Technorati.)
I am an early adopter of new hardware, but I am not insane.
So you won't find me on line at 4 am to be one of the first to buy, say, the new iPhone 5 (whenever that shows up.)
I like to wait while other people buy and use the gadget for a while. Then I like to test their gadget, and during that time, I ask myself over and over, if I owned it, would I use it? If the answer is yes, then I buy it.
If you are not sure if you will use a new device, DON'T BUY IT no matter how cool it is - you will live to regret it.
An example of a colossal fail, (for which I bear zero responsibility,) is the purchase of a Sony Google Internet TV. It sits virtually completely unused, except when my teenage daughter inexplicably listens to Frank Sinatra while making cookies from frozen dough.
This sad tale began when we needed a replacement TV for the kitchen.
My husband and teenage son came home from an exploratory mission to Best Buy, (a den of iniquity if there ever was one,) having ever so briefly demoed a Google TV and claiming "It's so cool - we must get this."
At that time, I did not know a single person who possessed this piece of equipment.
"Why do we need this?", I asked.
"Because you can go on the Internet."
"But I have an iPad, I can go on the Internet any time, anywhere," I answered.
"Because you can go on YouTube."
"But I have an iPad"
"Because it has Netflix."
"I don't think l I am going to enjoy watching "Avatar" on a 13 inch screen, while standing in the kitchen."
Of course they bought it anyway.
When they brought it home, I warned that one of them - not me - needed to become proficient in the use of the Google TV.
As of this date - and 5 months have passed - no one in my house fully understands how to operate the Google TV.
I can't blame them - the Google TV is more complex to operate than the Space Shuttle. (Don't believe me? The remote control is pictured above.)
99% of the time, when I go to the kitchen and want to watch TV, it doesn't work. It's stuck on the Internet (don't need that, I have an iPad.) Inevitably, I miss the end of the Big Game, the photos of Congressman Wiener's wiener, the announcement that the world is coming to an end, and other programs I would be happy to watch on a good old TV.
Even one with rabbit ears and tin foil like we had in the late 60's.
Even one with rabbit ears, tin foil, and no color like we had in the early 60's.
So until, I sell the f***ing Google TV at our next yard sale, or throw it out the window, (I can barely control the impulse as I write this,) if you smell something good in my house, go to the kitchen, have a cookie, and listen to Frank.
That is the ONLY time the Google TV is in use.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Web Secret #163: Twit Cleaner
Every now and then, I come across a lovely little utility that does what it says it does, clearly and simply.
One such animal is Twit Cleaner.
Signing up for Twit Cleaner takes seconds. Wait some additional seconds and Twit Cleaner delivers a report on the state of your Twitter followers.
The first part of the report gives you information on percentage of people "trying to sell you crap," posting "identical tweets" (an indication of spam), "bots" (spam tweets generated by a robot), etc.
Do you want to be followed by these people/bots? Heck NO!
So then comes the 2nd part of your Twit Cleaner report. You are given a visual list of all of your "bad followers".
For example, under "Nothing but links" I saw that I had seven followers of the "Get A Job in Psychology" variety.
I was able to click on their Twitter icons right then and there in the report and delete them.
Now my Twitter is clean.
Thank you Twit Cleaner! Good Job.
One such animal is Twit Cleaner.
Signing up for Twit Cleaner takes seconds. Wait some additional seconds and Twit Cleaner delivers a report on the state of your Twitter followers.
The first part of the report gives you information on percentage of people "trying to sell you crap," posting "identical tweets" (an indication of spam), "bots" (spam tweets generated by a robot), etc.
Do you want to be followed by these people/bots? Heck NO!
So then comes the 2nd part of your Twit Cleaner report. You are given a visual list of all of your "bad followers".
For example, under "Nothing but links" I saw that I had seven followers of the "Get A Job in Psychology" variety.
I was able to click on their Twitter icons right then and there in the report and delete them.
Now my Twitter is clean.
Thank you Twit Cleaner! Good Job.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Web Secret #162: United Breaks Guitars
Here is a cautionary tale about poor customer service, and how even individuals can use social media to powerful effect against even the largest corporations..
In 2008, David Carroll, then a relatively unknown musician, was flying to a gig via United Airlines.
The airline baggage handlers broke his $3,500 Taylor guitar.
Carroll then spent nine months in fruitless negotiations with the airline for compensation. United responded with indifference.
In response, Carroll wrote a song "United Breaks Guitars" and released it in 2009. The song became an immediate YouTube and iTunes hit upon its release in July 2009. Check it out:
The YouTube video was posted on July 6. It amassed 150,000 views within one day, half a million hits by July 9, 5 million by mid-August 2009, and 10 million by February 2011.
Bob Taylor, owner of Taylor Guitars, immediately offered Carroll two guitars.
United's managing director of customer solutions, telephoned Carroll to apologize for the foul-up and asked if the carrier could use the video internally for training. The Times reported that belatedly, United donated $3,000 to the Thelonious Monk Institute of Jazz as a "gesture of goodwill" which failed to undo the damage done to its image.
Who are the winners in this affair?
First and foremost Carroll, who is now in great demand as a speaker on customer service and whose song was number one on iTunes. Bye bye obscurity!
Taylor Guitars also won. They are mentioned numerous times in the video - free advertising that reached millions. And offering free guitars? Well that was extensively reported in the media - that's thousands of dollars of free PR.
Who are the losers?
United Airlines who failed to respond effectively. A company of that size, (quite frankly any size) should have a plan in place to deal with negative social media. Obviously, they were clueless.
The New York Times reported that within 4 days of the video being posted online, United Airline's stock price fell 10%, costing stockholders about $180 million in value.
Some analysts have questioned whether this price drop can be directly linked to the video. Nevertheless, you don't need to be a PR genius to know that the impact was negative, and severe.
So was it worth it United? A simple apology and a check for $3,500 seems like a much better way to go.
And it's not even high tech.
In 2008, David Carroll, then a relatively unknown musician, was flying to a gig via United Airlines.
The airline baggage handlers broke his $3,500 Taylor guitar.
Carroll then spent nine months in fruitless negotiations with the airline for compensation. United responded with indifference.
In response, Carroll wrote a song "United Breaks Guitars" and released it in 2009. The song became an immediate YouTube and iTunes hit upon its release in July 2009. Check it out:
The YouTube video was posted on July 6. It amassed 150,000 views within one day, half a million hits by July 9, 5 million by mid-August 2009, and 10 million by February 2011.
Bob Taylor, owner of Taylor Guitars, immediately offered Carroll two guitars.
United's managing director of customer solutions, telephoned Carroll to apologize for the foul-up and asked if the carrier could use the video internally for training. The Times reported that belatedly, United donated $3,000 to the Thelonious Monk Institute of Jazz as a "gesture of goodwill" which failed to undo the damage done to its image.
Who are the winners in this affair?
First and foremost Carroll, who is now in great demand as a speaker on customer service and whose song was number one on iTunes. Bye bye obscurity!
Taylor Guitars also won. They are mentioned numerous times in the video - free advertising that reached millions. And offering free guitars? Well that was extensively reported in the media - that's thousands of dollars of free PR.
Who are the losers?
United Airlines who failed to respond effectively. A company of that size, (quite frankly any size) should have a plan in place to deal with negative social media. Obviously, they were clueless.
The New York Times reported that within 4 days of the video being posted online, United Airline's stock price fell 10%, costing stockholders about $180 million in value.
Some analysts have questioned whether this price drop can be directly linked to the video. Nevertheless, you don't need to be a PR genius to know that the impact was negative, and severe.
So was it worth it United? A simple apology and a check for $3,500 seems like a much better way to go.
And it's not even high tech.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Web Secret #161: Social Media Will Not Help You
"Social media is just another facet of marketing and customer service. Say it with me. Repeat it until you know it by heart. Bind it as a sign upon your hands and upon thy gates. Social media, by itself, will not help you."
Bravo Peter Shankman, who made this bold statement in a brilliant, funny blog post entitled "Why I Will Never, Ever Hire A 'Social Media Expert'".
All of my social media presentations emphasize one concept over all - you must select the social media channel that matches your skill set, and your purpose. As Peter puts it - succinctly: "If you’re tweeting all your discounts, and none of your customers are on Twitter, then you sir, are an idiot."
He adds: "Marketing involves knowing your audience, and tailoring your promotions in specific bursts to the correct segments."
He also rages about the lack of good writing in social media. Friends, and audiences from my presentations - how many times have you heard me say "if you can't write, hire someone who does!"
Finally, he asks, "Do you know your audience? Have you reached out to them? I’m not talking about “tweeting at them.” I’m talking about actually reaching out. Asking them what you can do better, or asking those who haven’t been around in a while what you can do to get them back."
The thoughtless use of social media will not help you.
The thoughtful use of social media can help you knock it out of the ballpark.
Bravo Peter Shankman, who made this bold statement in a brilliant, funny blog post entitled "Why I Will Never, Ever Hire A 'Social Media Expert'".
All of my social media presentations emphasize one concept over all - you must select the social media channel that matches your skill set, and your purpose. As Peter puts it - succinctly: "If you’re tweeting all your discounts, and none of your customers are on Twitter, then you sir, are an idiot."
He adds: "Marketing involves knowing your audience, and tailoring your promotions in specific bursts to the correct segments."
He also rages about the lack of good writing in social media. Friends, and audiences from my presentations - how many times have you heard me say "if you can't write, hire someone who does!"
Finally, he asks, "Do you know your audience? Have you reached out to them? I’m not talking about “tweeting at them.” I’m talking about actually reaching out. Asking them what you can do better, or asking those who haven’t been around in a while what you can do to get them back."
The thoughtless use of social media will not help you.
The thoughtful use of social media can help you knock it out of the ballpark.
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