This is what you will get instead.
A couple of months ago, I was waiting to participate in a panel presentation, sitting at a table with one of my co-presenters, when she took out what looked like a palm sized greyish brick.
"What is that?" I asked.
"That," she said, "is something I cannot live without."
"That" turned out to be the "Hub 3000," one of a number of beautifully designed gadgets by the folks at myCharge.com aimed at helping us when our smartphones die.
The company makes a variety of ultra portable devices that provide emergency power for a variety of smartphones. The devices include the cables needed to connect your dead gadget and the built in plugs necessary to charge the devices in the first place. Confused?
Time to turn on the under 1 minute long explanatory video: